Think over these questions:

  1. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  2. What’s another word for synonym?
  3. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
  4. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
  5. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
  6. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  7. Is it possible to be totally partial?
  8. Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk?
  9. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
  10. Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
  11. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Courtesy : George Carlin